Dumbest Cruise Questions – Top Ten
Cruise directors hear some pretty ridiculous questions from passengers. We’ve spoken with many from across different cruise lines to find the DUMBEST cruise questions ever asked – below is a compilation.
#10 DUMBEST cruise question
What would happen if I flushed a ship toilet while still sitting on it?
#9 DUMBEST cruise question
Does the crew sleep on board?
#8 DUMBEST cruise question
Why is the microwave in my room not working?
[referring to the safe]
#7 DUMBEST cruise question
Why did I pay so much to have such an awful view of the parking lot?
[via phone call to reception… while still at the port]
#6 DUMBEST cruise question
I have an ‘Outside Cabin.’ Will I get wet if it rains?
#5 DUMBEST cruise question
Why are the ruins in such poor condition?
[after a tour of the ruins in Rome]
#4 DUMBEST cruise question
What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
#3 DUMBEST cruise question
Has this ship ever sunk?
#2 DUMBEST cruise question
How do I know which are mine?
[Referring to the pictures in the Photo Gallery]
#1 DUMBEST cruise question
How small does your face have to be to get a mini-facial at the salon?
Here’s a couple of extra beauties submitted by our great users!
What time does the Midnight buffet start?
This is our families first cruise ever… we have several cabins on different decks of the ship and our question is, do all of the decks go to the same ports of call???
Do these stairs go up or down?
There’s a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on my door. How do I get out?
Does the elevator go to the front of the ship?
If you like that, check out a contest we did a while ago. We asked users to submit their funniest cruise stories. Here you’ll find our Top Five Funniest Cruise Stories from our Ship Mate users.
What are some of the dumbest cruise questions you’ve ever heard? Leave them in the comment section below.
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