10 Dumbest Cruiser Questions

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Dumbest Cruise Questions – Top Ten Cruise directors hear some pretty ridiculous questions from passengers.  We’ve spoken with many from across different cruise lines to find the DUMBEST cruise questions ever asked – below is a compilation.       Continue reading 10 Dumbest Cruiser Questions

John Travolta Accused of Sexual Assault on Cruise Employee

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A Different Kind of “Celebrity Cruise Line” Travolta will soon “face off” with the alleged victim’s legal team, who says the actor sexually assaulted the cruise ship steward on Royal Caribbean’s Enchantment of the seas ship in 2009.  It’s reported Continue reading John Travolta Accused of Sexual Assault on Cruise Employee

Cruise Terror Plot Actually a Twitter Hoax

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Terrorism on a Cruise Ship? The Carnival Magic was set to leave on Sunday for its “Low Carb Cruise” (personally, that sounds like an oxymoron to me, like “jumbo shrimp”, “adult male”, or “Microsoft Works”… but I digress). Jack Kruse Continue reading Cruise Terror Plot Actually a Twitter Hoax

Cruise Ship Cleanliness Ratings (Infographic)

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How Clean is your Cruise Ship? Before you go running around licking your cruise ship’s banisters, check out the following ratings from the CDC.  Our government’s very own Center for Disease Control has sent their team to test the heck Continue reading Cruise Ship Cleanliness Ratings (Infographic)

Cruise Towel Animals – Photo Shoot

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Best Cruise Towel Animals Sadly, some animals outlive their usefulness.  We all know that elderly racetrack dogs are fed to race-horses… and that the stuffed animals in zoo’s souvenir shops were once the main attraction.  BUT, has anyone given thought Continue reading Cruise Towel Animals – Photo Shoot

5 Hilarious Ship Mate User Emails – Is #3 mean or funny?

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Funniest Cruise Questions from our Users Every day, we get dozens of emails from our Ship Mate Cruise App users. These range from praise to hate mail. Occasionally, we’ll get one that’s just downright hilarious. So funny, that we feel Continue reading 5 Hilarious Ship Mate User Emails – Is #3 mean or funny?

Funny Cruise Pictures | Ship Shots – Name That Caption #1

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Funny Cruise Pictures and Captions To participate, join us Ship Mate on Facebook or comment below. Send your funny pics to funnypics(at)shipmateapp(dot)com! Jennifer S: “Moon over Imagination…” Ship Mate: “Sorry to bother you, butt can I ass you to press Continue reading Funny Cruise Pictures | Ship Shots – Name That Caption #1